Famous Last Words
- Nuclear physicist: See, cold fusion does not work.
- Nuclear physicist: What was the critical mass, exactly?
- Physicist: And now we reach absolute zero.
- Astronomer: That asteroid won't hit the Earth.
- Chemist: And now the tasting test.
- Chemist: And now a little bit from this...
- Chemist: And now shake it a bit.
- Chemist: Why is there no label on this bottle?
- Chemist: In which glass was my mineral water?
- Chemist: Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
- Chemist: First the acid, then the water...
- Chemist: Oh no, wrong beaker...
- Microbiologist: These bacteria cannot live outside the substrate.
- Field biologist: They never attack humans.














