this didn’t happen in the books

ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

(via hotarubichann)

34,655 notes

Comments

7,921 notes

Comments

WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN IN LAB

181 notes

Comments

(via dutchster)

23,295 notes

Comments

quaffel:

the lack of control I have over myself in a bookstore is actually ridiculous

(via dragonheart-malfoy)

90,812 notes

Comments

12,093 notes

Comments

inkerdoodle:

excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

(via dragonheart-malfoy)

184,961 notes

Comments

novinous:

no-shitting-sherlock:

cucumberbatchin:

Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually read it and I won’t be able to focus at all and it pains me so much.

OHMYGOD YOU PUT THAT THING I FEEL INTO WORDS

THIS IS ME NOW AND IT HURTS SO MUCH

(via theravensofwinter)

240,250 notes

Comments

theravensofwinter:

tardisdelorean:

zoeleiermosuckra:

rionsanura:

morgan4816:

morrissarty:

aspidelaps:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

i-am-my-own-division:

stalkingstalkerthatstalks:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

purrplekat1989:

yadelah:

blktauna:

cwnerd12:

thedailymeme:

Over-Educated Problems

but the costuming is so historically inaccurate

The armour is from oddly mixed locations and periods..

Exactly what kind of Native American tribe is this suppose to be?

The subtitles on your foreign bad guys aren’t what they’re actually saying.

That didn’t happen for another two years…

THAT OBJECT IS NOT FLAMMABLE

BUT THE VOLCANO WOULDN’T HAVE ERUPTED THAT QUICKLY WTF

JUST BECAUSE A SNAKE IS MOVING DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S RATTLING THAT’S NOT EVEN A RATTLESNAKE GOD DAMN.

THOSE AREN’T THE RIGHT FANGS THAT’S NOT WHERE THE TONGUE GOES THEY DON’T MAKE THAT NOISE THAT IS A CAT HISS THAT’S MADE OUT OF LIKE 3 SPECIES THAT ISN’T HOW HEAT PITS WORK THEY CAN’T DO THAT WITH THEIR TONGUE HOW DO YOU GET SOMETHING THAT IS JUST A HEAD ON A BODY SO WRONG

tigers don’t yowl like cats goddamn that bird does not make that noise YOU CANNOT TALK TO EACH OTHER WHILE YOU’RE FREEFALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY SHOOTING AT A PARKED CAR DOES NOT MAKE IT EXPLODE THAT PIECE OF WOOD IS LIKE ONE CENTIMETRE THICK IT”S NOT GOING TO STOP A BULLET

WOMEN DIDN’T HAVE HIGHLIGHTS IN THE 1700S

THAT SPECIES DOESN’T LIVE THERE AND WOULD IN FACT DIE IN THAT ENVIRONMENT

THAT VIRUS COULD NOT PHYSICALLY TRAVEL THROUGH THE ENTIRE BODY IN 10 SECONDS.

THAT’S NOT HOW HACKING WORKS YOU CAN’T JUST BREAK INTO THE COMPUTER SYSTEM AND FIND OUT THE INFORMATION BY JUST CLACKING ON THE KEYBOARD FOR A FEW SECONDS DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW ENCRYPTING AND SALTING PASSWORDS WORKS


THAT DISEASE IS NOT BACTERIAL

theravensofwinter:

tardisdelorean:

zoeleiermosuckra:

rionsanura:

morgan4816:

morrissarty:

aspidelaps:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

i-am-my-own-division:

stalkingstalkerthatstalks:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

purrplekat1989:

yadelah:

blktauna:

cwnerd12:

thedailymeme:

Over-Educated Problems

but the costuming is so historically inaccurate

The armour is from oddly mixed locations and periods..

Exactly what kind of Native American tribe is this suppose to be?

The subtitles on your foreign bad guys aren’t what they’re actually saying.

That didn’t happen for another two years…

THAT OBJECT IS NOT FLAMMABLE

BUT THE VOLCANO WOULDN’T HAVE ERUPTED THAT QUICKLY WTF

JUST BECAUSE A SNAKE IS MOVING DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S RATTLING THAT’S NOT EVEN A RATTLESNAKE GOD DAMN.

THOSE AREN’T THE RIGHT FANGS THAT’S NOT WHERE THE TONGUE GOES THEY DON’T MAKE THAT NOISE THAT IS A CAT HISS THAT’S MADE OUT OF LIKE 3 SPECIES THAT ISN’T HOW HEAT PITS WORK THEY CAN’T DO THAT WITH THEIR TONGUE HOW DO YOU GET SOMETHING THAT IS JUST A HEAD ON A BODY SO WRONG

tigers don’t yowl like cats goddamn that bird does not make that noise YOU CANNOT TALK TO EACH OTHER WHILE YOU’RE FREEFALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY SHOOTING AT A PARKED CAR DOES NOT MAKE IT EXPLODE THAT PIECE OF WOOD IS LIKE ONE CENTIMETRE THICK IT”S NOT GOING TO STOP A BULLET

WOMEN DIDN’T HAVE HIGHLIGHTS IN THE 1700S

THAT SPECIES DOESN’T LIVE THERE AND WOULD IN FACT DIE IN THAT ENVIRONMENT

THAT VIRUS COULD NOT PHYSICALLY TRAVEL THROUGH THE ENTIRE BODY IN 10 SECONDS.

THAT’S NOT HOW HACKING WORKS YOU CAN’T JUST BREAK INTO THE COMPUTER SYSTEM AND FIND OUT THE INFORMATION BY JUST CLACKING ON THE KEYBOARD FOR A FEW SECONDS DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW ENCRYPTING AND SALTING PASSWORDS WORKS

THAT DISEASE IS NOT BACTERIAL

(via oohshinee)

75,169 notes

Comments

(Submission) When someone asks you a question about your fandom

And you have to be like

"ok to answer that question, there is soooooooooooooooo much more you need to know so let us start from the beginning 

#blacknerdproblems

11 notes

Comments